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tough choice? (infosec.pub)
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[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fortran because I’ll make bank.

[–] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Fortran can be vibed too, there goes the job security :/