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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Heck yeah, it will crash! It has office 365! It probably can't drive straight in the freeway....

...ohhh, yes officer, my car can't drive in a perfectly vertical or horizontal orientation. Only slightly off horizontal or vertical. Yes we purchased several of these same cars and they only drive straight right out of the lot before the steering wheel is touched. They only turn in 1degree increments. Yes that's why I hit the other car! This car can only park in 1ft increments!