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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know looking at this made me realize it's not long until big cooperations start sponsoring our law enforcement and they will do their bidding to get better sponsorships. I mean even more now.

[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sir, may I see your Office 365 license and Microsoft registration please

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

But I run linux...

"Code red, I need SWAT team backup, I've got a confirmed terrorist in sight!"