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Ah yes, unfounded conspiracy theories, that's what we need. That'll surely set us apart from the fascists.
While the part about them being ordered to do it is unfounded, the part where they shoot a bullet and kill an innocent person, then interfere with people trying to save her, then lying about what happened at the highest levels of goverment, then saying we owe the murderer a debt of gratitude..... that's all just objective fact, sweetheart. Draw your own conclusions. 2 + 2 = 5 and all that.
Yeah, that's the part I'm talking about.
Openly sharing your paranoid conspiratorial thinking doesn't exactly give you a huge about of credibility.
I'm sorry, is somebody here to cite my work? As if it would take me more than 10 seconds to look at your history and find some failures of logical consistency.
No actual comment on the topic? Shocking. Just shocking.
Great non sequitor, Captian logical consistency.
Can you describe any sentence that I could have written which would make your comment less conspiratorial or paranoid?
Here's a sentence you can try uttering:
"No way the Portland shootings are in any way connected to the Minneapolis shooting. Pure coincidence."
Good job, you beat up that mean ole fascist strawman that you've created out of thin air.
Any other positions that you want to imagine me having? Maybe pretend I'm a zionist, I'm sure you'll do a great job against that one too.
Let me know if you need any more ideas for your fantasy world.