this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pork futures warehouse is finally real

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Onion futures has entered the chat

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

POPCORN AND TULIP FUTURES are probably going to be the mainstays.