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[โ€“] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Writes code on paper to avoid side effects" - ROFL

Programming would be great, if it wasn't for computers (and users, too, but those would stay away without the damn computers).

(Don't get me wrong, I love computers, they're great, as long as they stay turned off.)