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So you got here by veggies alone?
We are this thing called "omnivores." If your brain worked, you might bother to find out what that means. It would revolutionize your whole existence.
I saw a Ted Talk years ago that posited that the thing that sets humans apart is that we are 'coctivores' - the species that cooks its food. Interesting stuff.
Dude. You have some kind of problem with steak fries and a salad? That is not meat by the way but pootaaato and lettuce. My existence is one of understanding and comprehension but yours is not.
I'm starting to think you're trolling me. But in case you really are this stupid, I was reacting to this part of your statement: "We got here as a species by tasty tasty meat."
I'm not you just go around calling people stupid as fuck(only you can' type it out) and you get upset when someone calls you on it. You sound vegan to me.