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I would like to apply for a housecat position, I will be happy with just 5 treats a day, plus lunch and dinner. I can also meow at you for seemingly no reason, and run around the house in the middle of the night. I can push things off of surfaces as well, though rarely just to keep things exciting.
How are you with darting between my legs 12 times a day and making me almost eat shit every single time?
I'm a beginner but a quick learner
How are you when it comes to eating random pieces of plastic?
If they are dipped in chocolate first, then no problem at all