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[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee -4 points 2 years ago (6 children)

It's not a competition! Also, cops have a way more important job

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Also, cops have a way more important job

spoilerbugs-no

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Then explain who would stop murderers otherwise

[–] ThisMachineKillsFascists@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cops cause as many murders as they stop lol

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Internal affairs?

[–] eatmyass@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

We’d have a lot less murderers running around if cops were off the streets

Cops don't really stop murders, they at best arrest the guilty after the murders have been done. But then if you actually look into the number of murder cases that are solved, it turns out they kind of don't really even do that very well.

[–] Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us -1 points 2 years ago

Man, you just triggered every single seething hexbear user. They will be crawling out of their caves to yell insults at you now.

[–] Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us -1 points 2 years ago

Why is it so easy to predict when someone is a hexbear user? You guys have such a massive hive mind.

[–] eatmyass@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Didn’t realize killing Black people was an “important job.” Though I guess in a white supremacist apartheid state that does track

[–] ThisMachineKillsFascists@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No way, Pizza is waaaay more important.

I can't eat a cop

I mean not legally lol

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah he brings me pizza so no need

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Lol teehee don't we all just 💕💕💕💕 them?

I mean the guy who risks his life to delivery me food, not the fucking pigs

[–] rjs001@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 years ago