this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
795 points (100.0% liked)

People Mastodon

393 readers
2 users here now

People tooting stuff. We allow toots from anyone and are platform agnostic (Mastodon, BlueSky, Twitter, Tumblr, FaceBook, Whatever)

founded 4 months ago
MODERATORS
Deceptichum@quokk.au
795
Best Review Ever for Melania (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by Zapados@sh.itjust.works to c/peoplemastodon@quokk.au
29 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Why do we need a Melania documentary? You can sum up her story in 3 sentences.

  1. Arranged marriage with a douchebag because she didn't want to work.
  2. Douchebag became president.
  3. Now she's miserable because not only does she have to pretend to like the douchebag, but also she has to do stuff, because she's technically the first lady.
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

4. She gets to look forward to being buried in an unmarked grave on a golf course.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We don't. But the orange king is the greatest ever and that's why his wife must be good too. Which is why this film.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who gives a fuck about Christmas trees?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think I get what You were going for. She's just an ornament. Nobody gives a fuck about ornaments. But You used the wrong metaphor, as a Christmas tree is more than just an ornament :p