We're going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie.

The book is perfect: It's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money.

Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:

"Buy" the book (it's free)
Share this post and get other people to "buy" the book.

That's it.

(Link is here in case your Lemmy client stripped out the other ones: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H . If it's not free, try buying from Amazon.CA)

Please share! Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

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[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd expect we'd rather find one fic on AO3 that's about Melania witnessing Demente go for the big, beautiful Bill, if you get what I mean, and we make that famous.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Alternatively, I found this pretty fine selection of stories ft. Melania Trump:

“Melania Trump and Vladimir Putin Forbidden Love” by idontlikecocacola
“The Trump Family Invite You to a Celebration of Their Alpha Son” by DC Joyrider
“Love Trumps All” by Nina_Cookie333

Share them. Make them known. Make them enjoyed. Make them a fucking search term result.