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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Never mind the sauna or being barefoot, nobody does cardio in jeans and a belt

[–] hector@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah pants with a belt will have your boxers ride up on you, it's super annoying, you need some kind of workout pants, with a drawstring.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What makes you think he wears underwear.

You're welcome.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"RFK Jr's saggy cock and balls flopping about in sweat-soaked sauna jeans as he cycles whilst Twink Rock air humps the bench behind"

This mental image brought to you by @PhoenixDog@lemmy.world.

Bonus: what does that room smell like?

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know that odor people have when they eat too much garlic? Yeah...

Lol, the worst is that person doesn't smell it at all. I used to go through a head or two of roasted garlic a week (my grandparents grew up in rural Italy and still ate like it) so we all reeked constantly.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It smells exactly like you would expect it to. Stale cigarettes, stanky ball sweat, and international disappointment.

From my time in the US, I know that scent could be sold as a car freshener tree printed with the American flag and an eagle flying through a ragged tear in the background.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Damn, checkmate I didn't even see that one coming.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

It’s the chafing. Look at his position. The belt is in his hips constantly crease.