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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

it's the powdered parmesan. i can't explain it. like this shit has a bad rap, but it's just cheese

i think you're supposed to refrigerate after you open it, but before you open it it's stable.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

It's 90% cheese, like 10% sand/sawdust.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

when they did the sawdust test, kraft was the only one that came out all cheese. seems kind of counterintuitive because they are the stereotypical cheap cheese. which makes me wonder, but y'know, they have the money to build the facilities to do the freeze dry and all that without having to add the sawdust, and the smaller cheeseries don't necessarily, so it makes sense.

this stuff is basically the result of military tests on shelf stability in the 1950s. it's why the flavor ain't great. but it'll last