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o(1) statistical prime approximation (infosec.pub)
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[–] Flipper@feddit.org 113 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Has the same vibes as anthropic creating a C compiler which passes 99% of compiler tests.

That last percent is really important. At least that last percent are some really specific edge cases right?

Description:
When compiling the following code with CCC using -std=c23:

bool is_even(int number) {
   return number % 2 == 0;
}

the compiler fails to compile due to bool, true, and false being unrecognized. The same code compiles correctly with GCC and Clang in C23 mode.

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Well fuck.

[–] PlexSheep 26 points 5 days ago

If this wasn't 100% vibe coded, it would be pretty cool.

A c compiler written in rust, with a lot of basics supported, an automated test suite that compiles well known c projects. Sounds like a fun project or academic work.

[–] sus@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The incredible thing is this is actually the result of an explicit design decision.

The compiler accepts most GCC flags. Unrecognized flags (e.g., architecture- specific -m flags, unknown -f flags) are silently ignored so ccc can serve as a drop-in GCC replacement in build systems.

They're so committed to vibing that they'd prefer if the compiler just does random shit to make it easier to shove it haphazardly into a build pipeline.