this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

My wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!