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If it hatches into an alligator then it's an alligator egg, so yeah you did mean alligator egg. I actually don't know what you mean, because what you described doesn't make sense.
And I do think think that, it belongs to that creature just like you belong to your mom and vice versa. If somone pointed at your mom and said "that's PeriodicallyPedantic's mom" and you said "Aha! But how can she be mine when she's a different person!", they'd probably just say "the fuck you on about".