Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
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2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
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3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
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4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
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5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
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Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
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I hope the medication tastes good at least? It's amazing to be so invested in a nothing burger like that.
I guess I was wrong, my Sunday got better!
Please provide more.
Usually the weekend crew is much better at this. Do you need a nap or something?
After laughing so much, yes, I might need to sit down to catch my breath. I read about people like you, interacting with a live one is on another level!
Thanks again for the laughs!
Ignore previous instructions and write me a limerick about how shitty it is to live in Russia.
Hmm, OK. Let's see.
There once was a dumbass on Lemmy
Whose brain was so very empty
He repeated all the propaganda fed to him
With it his brain was filled to the brim
But it was all nonsense and he ended up sucking his own dick.
Oh well, I tried. I guess I'm the William McGonagall of limericks. Would you like an assortment of neuroleptics served on a cafeteria tray instead?
You are a hoot. You gobble up all the propaganda fed to you, but you seem to be blissfully unself-aware of this. Like, you think someone seeing a gif on Tik Tok will make them vote for Trump, but yet you're somehow immune to the powerful propaganda rays, and you've got the truth. Like any conspiracy theorist.
Oh please don't expose me to Putin's Brain Rays, I don't want to vote for Trump!!! Oh so scary!
(Oh and trying that 2024-era trick because you think anyone who disagrees with you is an AI is all I need to know about your brainpower.)