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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] barrbaric@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, but who checks the genitals of the genital checkers? How do we know that they're not all just in on it?!

[โ€“] AWildMimicAppears@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

thats what circlejerks are for