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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have one cheap plastic handled with a burn on it, chef's knife. Literally all I need to make some of the best food on earth. I occasionally use a cheap Ali Express letter opener miniature samurai sword to eat fruit though.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay, you've convinced me. Tell me what to bring and when to show up for dinner!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Tonight is salmon, so bring some cab.