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I have one cheap plastic handled with a burn on it, chef's knife. Literally all I need to make some of the best food on earth. I occasionally use a cheap Ali Express letter opener miniature samurai sword to eat fruit though.
Okay, you've convinced me. Tell me what to bring and when to show up for dinner!
Tonight is salmon, so bring some cab.