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[–] kip@piefed.zip 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

i also just played five nights at epstein's. for a couple of minutes anyway, i couldn't be arsed to figure it out but the instructions are funny at least. excerpt:

Night 3 – Stephen Hawking

He remains stationary at Camera 6 and is immune to all audio lures

Task: You must electrocute him

anyway there might have been a crumb of something in this beyond think-of-the-children, as we expect parents to monitor their kids internet use at home, so it's reasonable to expect access from school computers to be monitored similarly. but the school did that, they've blocked it now, what else do you want from them? it will get hosted elsewhere, they'll add that to the blocklist too, life will go on and there'll be some other thing to be pointlessly outraged about

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Exactly. Didn't anybody read Ender's Game ? The kids who can circumvent the password/VPN/nannnyware are the ones you want to recruit for leadership positions

[–] kip@piefed.zip 2 points 4 days ago

oh shit, some kid playing club penguin: execute bin laden edition is really controlling a neuralink marine