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Now listen here you little shit (infosec.pub)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jardee@ohpossum.ooo 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not in my case. I dont write spaghetti code, i write fettuchini code

[–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

I want to write gnocchi code, where each little nugget is good on its own and they still blend together perfectly in the sauce. But I still end up with mashed potato-code if I don't watch myself.