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[โ€“] Routhinator@startrek.website 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Login with your mom ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm a big fan of "Login with a potato" lol

[โ€“] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm digging 'login with caution.' I like to think it's mostly the same generic login page but with 'Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.' and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.

[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I agree with that one. That was actually the first one that caught my eye for the same reason. Something about login with a potato is just hilarious to me for some reason.

[โ€“] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A unique identifier potato.

"THIS IS MY POTATO!

THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"

[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Finally a kind of biometric login that I can get behind.

[โ€“] nimisnimi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

PID - ~~personal~~ Potato ID