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Purge Expanded Universe (infosec.pub)

submitted 6 hours ago by Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Actually, purge night would be a great chance to fake your death. Since all crime is legal on purge night, Bob won't face charges of insurance fraud.

There could be a purge comedy about how boring old Bob from accounting broke into the morgue on purge night to steal a body. His original plan is to leave the body in his house and burn it down, sending the money to his wife who is dying of cancer. But then it turns out that the wife has hired a purge gang to kill Bob for the same reason.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

The Purge has begun and I am dead-set on my mission.

Puts dark tint on car windows

Now for the final step...

Backs out of driveway and straight into a telephone pole because the tint was too dark