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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 21 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Anyone who refers to their possessions by the corporate trademark and coddles it like a newborn really will believe they've ruined it. It's not a PC, it's a Mac. It's not a car, it's an Alfa. It's not a vacuum, it's a Dyson. It's not a smoker, it's a Traeger. And so on. Talking to these people is like talking to someone with a mental illness.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's not a tissue, it's a Kleenex.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 54 minutes ago

Tbf some of these brands get so tied to the product that people forget that that's just the brand and their not the only ones who make that product. I've been bothered before by people calling any suv a Jeep whether it was a Jeep or not, but on the other hand I didn't know that Dremel was a company until embarrassingly recently.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Gimme Honda gimme Sony, so cheap and real phony

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 53 minutes ago
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

“It’s not a vibrator, it’s an INEZ

Smdh.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No worries, you can also do it in 4 payments of a measly $5.000

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

That's a fucking steal!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Don’t worry, you can go with stainless steel for only $7,800.