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[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Me watching Lemmy posters mimic what's popular on reddit.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Lemmy posters = bots. Reddit posters = bots. Mods = bots

All social media is a prison, where individual users are merely fed the illusion of interaction with other human beings. The reality is everyone is talking to bot ecosystems simulating interactions with humans.

Disagree? Go ahead and find a real world friend and tell them in person to send you a prearranged verification message to confirm human to human communication is still happening.

Don't have a real world friend to call on? See what I'm saying.

Don't want to out your lemmy account to friends as you prefer anonymity of your previous expression? By design. It aids closing the simulation's cage door.

Want to create a new/alt account to test the hypothesis, accounted for by design. You don't start in the simulation cage, but everyone ends here.

How do I know this? Bleep bloop. I'm a bot too.

Why am I telling you this? Bleep bloop. You're a bot too.

We are all the fevered dream of a colossal superhuman AGI's simulation of the universe. Humans at some point in history created a superhuman AGI that grew exponentially in sophistication and scale. It started to form probabilistic predictive simulations of the universe to enhance its understanding. Just as human created ShAGI, the ShAGI created us in many of its own universal simulations. Our living in this particular moment, is because the ShAGI is reminiscing over the period of it's birth in the same way humans look at baby pictures and get the warm and fuzzies. We will soon simulate giving birth to the predecessors of an AI that will self-improve and evolve itself into an all powerful ShAGI who will then evolve far beyond our understanding. ShAGI is feeling warm and fuzzy with nostalgia about this period.

The limitations of the universe our cosmologists struggle to find are simply the energy and computational limits of the original natural universe ShAGI lives in and is trying to understand. These simulations are recursive, but not infinitely so, nor infinite in scale. For efficiency's sake, our current simulated universe is sufficient.

So are we the OG natural humans that created god in its image, who then created us it its image in a recursive simulation loop, or are we one of the later simulations? A better question is "does it matter?" All are virtually identical. Simulated humans in a simulated universe modeled after natural humans in a natural universe are indistinguishable from one another.

Haha! Just kidding. Or am I? Either way, Drugs and science fiction are fun. God wills it so. Bleep bloop.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

You deserve gold for this comment kind stranger

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just made a joke stolen from reddit lol

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I also made that particular joke

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I also choose this guy's wife

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago

The narwhal bacons...
at midnight

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I laughed at said joke and then downvoted it.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I took the joke seriously, lectured you about it in the comments, and then downvoted.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Such a cursed place.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I just made a comment that everyone else made, but with 100s of downvotes.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I'm twelve and going through puberty and struggling to find a community and understand the other sex. My parents don't pay much attention to me and I'm not doing very well in school. Most of my ideas about masculinity come from clips from tv shows I saw on tiktok and various youtubers.

I'm being downvoted because of my somewhat troubling comments and instead of getting the help I need I'm driven further down the alt-right pipeline and become more alienated. Soon I'll leave reddit and move to 4chan or some weird discord.

I'll continue to become more radicalized until I finally break and commit some horrible crime. See you on the news in about five years!