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[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Many roasted meats and kegs of beer! And the heads of our conquered enemies on spikes!

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I have to admit I find spikes a bit chewy. Would prefer platters (reduce reuse recycle), but otherwise that sounds like a fine Saturday breakfast.

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

JOIN ME - WITCH OF THORNBURY! YOUR WITCHCRAFT WAS VITAL IN SECURING OUR VICTORY. DRINK AND BE MERRY 🍻

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Later. I have to do a Bunnings run first. Then the serious drinking starts.

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

🍗🥓🍖🥩🥓🍗🍖🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

👽😈🧛🏻‍♂️🧟

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

🍗🥓🍖🥩🥓🍗🍖🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

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[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OUR FALLEN ENEMIES TASTE OF COWARDICE AND URINE

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

how do you know what urine tastes like

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

The Witch of Thornbury told me it would help with... marital relations.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

smell and taste are the same thing and we've all smelled pee