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Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen. (gizmodo.com)

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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay, so, in case the headline is confusing anyone else, it's literal. Like, you know how there are those cringe-ass Alexa ads that are about how it does AI language processing and assistant shit? Yeah, ChatGPT can't I guess.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

It seems out of scope for the tool, IMHO.