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Explanation of TCP and UDP (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to c/animemes@ani.social

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[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Main takeaway: UDP is sexy, TCP not so much. Did I miss anything? 🤔

[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd tell you a udp joke but you might not get it.

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I need to grow up some time. Shoot!

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

spoiler

That was the joke. Data sent through UDP might be lost in transport and there's no mechanism in the protocol to catch that fault. Whereas TCP does have a way to recover from such an event.

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

F***!!! You got me GOOD. 🤣

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I'm so confused as to if this is a "whoosh" or if I'm the one "whoosh"ing.

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

TCP is for business (a.k.a. paying your invoice) and UDP is for fun (a.k.a. your voice chat).

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

business meetings have entered the chat

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Could have been an email.

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But... What if I want to pay with my voice?

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My voice is my passport. Verify me.

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Send over a cassette tape of you singing Let It Go from Disney's Frozen and I'll get back to you within four to five business months. If you fail verification, you won't be hearing from me.

[–] korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 week ago

I prefer the Demi Lovato version from the end credits. You underestimate my desire to sing Kareoke and my access to cassette tapes.

No shade to Idina Menzel, but Panic! At The Disco did an awesome job with 'Into the Unknown' as well for ending credits for Frozen 2.

Disney Dad's represent.

If we're going to use AI for biometrics, we can make it more fun.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I think this comic/meme has accurately conveyed that.

[–] CultuurMarxist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think TCP is kinda hot too

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True, yeah, that stateful back and forth communication elevates it to a whole other level. "Harder", "more", "stop it!", "don't!" and so forth.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

UDP is bacteria, TCP is eucaryptic cells. More organized, less random stuff floating around.

enables higher levels of organization and more complex systems.

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

UDP packets are suicide bombers and TCP packets are undercover operatives.