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[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 93 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I wanted it to be true soooo badly.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

That would be some KenM-level trolling, right there. I was also disappointed when I saw which comm this was posted to.

[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It might as well could've been

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

It's truly only a matter of time with how things seem to be going.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 59 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

the alleged attacker, who added that he naturally assumed making the rice dish involved driving several hours to the OpenAI CEO’s residence, especially after the AI chatbot had given him a “pretty decent” sesame chicken recipe the week before.

[–] Blander_Rurton@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Of course, why wouldn't it? It's like one of those steps that the cookbooks leave out because they assume you'll do it. Preheat the oven, stir till smooth, drive several hours to throw a molotov at Sam Altman's house, etc.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

More people should cook like this