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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 100 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We were playing a game and my players wanted to release a bunch of bees into the airducts to clear out a public space and I asked where they would get a bunch of bees; you'd need some sort of special contact or something. One of my players pulled out his phone, and sure enough we could just buy bees that day on Amazon. Now any seemingly contrived plot is met with "we can just buy bees on the internet today"

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Friend of mine was playing Cyberpunk 2020 and needed a shotgun in-game. He decided that since his character didn't have a record yet, he would go buy one at wal-mart.

It's the dystopian future. Of course there's wal-mart.

No one foresaw that wal-mart would stop selling firearms.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And they haven't. They reduced selection and the number of stores, but my local Walmart still sells shotguns

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Huh. I thought they stopped selling 'em.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Can confirm, two the Walmarts in my city sell shotguns and bolt action hunting rifles

[–] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're tearing me APART, Andrew!

[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I did not hit him i did not. Oh hi Viking.

Unexpected !TheRoom.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

"Oops, looks like the packing step is taking a week again!"