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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago (6 children)

A) How you not know what a chicken is?

B) Hit the chicken with a stick or kick it hard enough, and it will leave you alone.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

It only just dawned on me that it's possible to eat (grocery store) chicken your whole life and never actually see a live one, anywhere. If nobody told you what a chicken looked like, you would never know.

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Goes fishing.
Comes home with a chicken and no fish.

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago

Somebody hasn't played Zelda and it shows

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A) How you not know what a chicken is?

B) Trap it and it's dinner time

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

C) kick the shit out of the animal abusing cunt

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The chicken was abusing him first.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

It itched for several seconds, so me dousing the ant hill in petrol and lighting it up was just the rational thing to do.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Defending yourself against a feral animal that's attacking you is not abuse.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

It's a hen, not a rooster. So it isn't even territorial, it's not attacking you. It can peck your bare toes and while it may surprise you, I've never had them break skin/bled from it. (And I never bother putting on shoes). But my spouse has a pair of sandals? Slides some would call them that are like foam and the always are interested in pecking those to see if they are food, I think it's the design.

Now if the rooster in the middle really wanted to start something maybe you'd have reason to peck back but kicking a hen is akin to roundhouse kicking an unsuspecting toddler in the face. It isn't self defense, it's dropping a nuclear bomb on a homeless person asking for change

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 18 hours ago

it’s not attacking you.

I'm not OP. I don't know what that chicken was doing to him. But if it's enough to drive him away from his fishing spot, I say that's enough to warrant hitting back.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 0 points 20 hours ago

I mean, it is way too small, but has four legs and two visible ears, so there's that. But still, though.