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The thing I like to bring up to Christians is that God is the being that is not understandable. God it amazing and far beyond our understanding.........he definitely has a penis though. Don't question that. He's a guy and has a dick. Why would you even ask?
Like come on. What are you even saying? You can't admit maybe God said he because you losers couldn't get over that question before God told you other things like woman on their period should be with the tribe. Or whatever other make believe shit you wanna believe.
The thing I like to bring up is if a being genocides an entire planet because he's pissy he isn't getting his way then he's the most evil thing in known history and worshiping that in the hopes of a personal reward makes you an evil pussy.
Adam is the only animal made "in His image".
Eve by contrast was made as a companion for Adam, as a variation on him, out of his material.
That's the actual biblical explanation for why JHWH has a penis and not tits.