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I wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. This one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand. (infosec.pub)

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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Mine always recites one called "you might think there is food in the bowl, but I can clearly see parts of the bottom and therefore will likely starve to death if you do not put fresh kibbles in there at once"