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That's a role every two and a half days.
And they still had to normalize skidmarks.
Americans are disgusting people.
We use one roll every 3-4 months. Bidet for the win!
What do you dry off with?
I use a bit of toilet paper to dry off and do a make-sure
How are your rolls lasting 3-4 months then? Are you a midget?
Math is hard, it's true.
jesus, I don't even use that much and I use what I thought was a lot plus I use it as tissues for blowing my nose
Hey, it is difficult to reach your butthole when you are twice the healthy BMI. And the back inflexibility from sitting 16hrs a day doesn't help either.
The "average American" is a gawdamned idiot. Cows can use tools better than those morons. Go figure.
The average American must need more fiber