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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 85 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"networking" in the social sense or in the administration/programming sense?

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good one 🀣 I don't think I have ever used the word to mean "managing social networks" or the likes 🀣

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a trick question anyway, most programmers are probably bad at both Ü

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Except Lain οΊ•

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I am so going to start to use computer networking terminology when talking about social networking from now on.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NaibofTabr 11 points 1 week ago

502 Bad Gateway

[–] towerful@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP

(like a socially acceptable seal)

Cicadas be like

SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN

I would ping her, but I have no handler in the event of NACK

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is very common to use ACK in social contexts as well if you work in IT I have found. Like "had a meeting about that issue, awaiting ACK from John"

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, and there's "tACK" and "uACK" for tested and untested acknowledgements of patches. Slightly shorter than "lgtm, your call".

[–] NaibofTabr 7 points 1 week ago

She was SYN flooded, if y'know what I mean...

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

RST + complementary shoulder to cry on

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

TCP RST, find it what it means to me, TCP RST, Take out UDP! Socket to me, socket to me...

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I proposed to that girl, she sent me a 403 code

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

403 connection not found.