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Me thinks they couldve just left a strip in the middle all around and achieve the same thing without the balance problem.
Or even just cut off some of the far side that would be entirely hidden from view to get that half and half photo. Or just leave the sheep with a full body mohawk. Then, after the main photo is taken, style, dye, and spike it, take more photos, then take a video of the reaction when the now punk sheep rejoins its herd. Then do the whole herd and take a video of various sheep dogs reaction to being introduced to that herd. Then do a sheep dog and shepherd and invite school classes to come for a field trip and film their reactions to the sheep (introduced as "perfectly normal farm sheep"). Then get bored with it and go do something else. Maybe remember to post the photos and videos a few months later.
Now I know what to do if I ever have unrestricted access to sheep
Got a little carried away there, didncha
I could maybe use a big scary dog that keeps me from meandering around so much.
Yes, but the photographer is an asshole, you see.