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[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My wife loves to gargle my salt and vinegar balls after a long hard summer's day of manual labor.

I mean, I wash off my nethers before bed for that reason, but I don't take a full shower. I don't even get my top half wet. My wife loves my natural smell at the end of the day.