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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

It's not that hard... shower 4-8 hours before the date, then don't do anything that makes you sweat significantly or become dirty. You'll still be clean, but won't have scrubbed away your natural smells and the like.