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submitted 4 days ago by Quokka@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Removes fall damage

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you're tragically cis?

Asking for a friend who's me 😁

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago

You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 points 4 days ago

Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you