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submitted 2 years ago by alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

to whom?? TO WHOM!?

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The answer is: Santa

[–] Crakila@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

And he is not pleased.

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

to him

[–] Untitled_Pribor@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

su
apt install consent
exit
touch women

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

su  

Enter password:

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

hunter2

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

All I see is *******