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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 196 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You'll get faster download, but your upload speeds drop off a cliff

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Use another fan to make the wifi circular, then your upload speeds shouldnt be hindered

[–] berkersal@iusearchlinux.fyi 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then you add ping by changing the path

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can counter those with a pingpong bat.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

If you play pong online, your ping will be super low.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Genius. Where’s your GoFundMe?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you make a series of tubes, you can route from the router and reroute back to the router, creating an information highway through, what we call in comp science, a "loop". Depending on which side you install the turbo, you can replicate the same tech your ISP charges extra for in "speed boost". If you go bi-turbo—one in inbound and one in the outbound tubes of the loop—you can generate effectively unlimited speed, where onlyfans used in your inbound and outbound tubes limit based on their RPM. This is why I use RC plane turbines. It's loud, but I'm streaming YT in 480.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you put all this in a very small tube that you can easily plug into your router and your PC, then we've got real innovation on our hands!

[–] boCash@lemmy.blugatch.tube -4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's absurd. You don't need to route to or from your router. That's it's entire job. Do you also run computations for your computer and speak on behalf of your speaker? Complete madness.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes I do, computers calculate okay but I'm different

[–] boCash@lemmy.blugatch.tube 1 points 2 years ago

I bet you fing too, you monster.