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[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 62 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Y'all need more fiber in ya life

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My toilet paper is already practically a pillow, how many more fibers do you want?

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It has to go through you!!!

[–] FredericChopin_@feddit.uk 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Instructions unclear, i ate all the toilet paper.

Wish I hadn’t used it first.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago

Well at least it's recyclable.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have IBS. Might as well ask us if we've tried yoga.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, have you?

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

FYI, 'have you tried yoga?' In chronic illness speak means 'can I offer you unsolicited advice with the undertones of presuming that you have not tried to the best of your abilities to cure yourself of an incurable disease that has not even come close to be fully treatable?'

Not saying that's what OP said, just saying thats how it comes off to most non-chronic illness sufferers.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Ok, but have you tried essential oils?

[–] ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also water. If you eat a bunch of fiber without water... believe it or not, also constipation.

[–] FredericChopin_@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

A person of experience eh

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No, he needs a squatty potty. I can’t believe nobody else in these comments has mentioned them.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck, I forgot what a cult following those weird things have.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s not a weird cult following? Humans have been squatting to shit for millennia. It’s just a return to our roots because it’s what works…

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

No, I meant the squatty potty people end up popping all over the place to mention how good they are. There was a lot of it on Reddit especially, back when they were new.

Now they've all been replaced by people expounding on the pleasures of bidets...

[–] GreatGrapeApe@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

No they need fiber and water if they are struggling.

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And how do you deal with corn then? 🌽

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Wash it off and toss it in the next pot of chili!

[–] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Corn? I don't remember eating corn!

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 1 points 2 years ago

You sure about that?

[–] EeeDawg101@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

This is more like has an intense case of food poisoning or something rather than a regular BM.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I don't think that's going to help the lactose intolerance and potential IBS.