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What’s the funniest internet argument you’ve ever read? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Vode_An@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Inspired by this Jon Bois video where body builders argue about the number of days in a week.

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Edit: thanks to 18107 for a li k to the original

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[–] Rottcodd@kbin.social 53 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Years ago, on IMDb, a poster called rabbitmoon kept a thread going for years on the Rambo board that is still the best I've ever seen.

The whole thing started with him posting that he was shocked when, about a third of the way through the movie, there was a scene in which a character was shot with a bullet from a gun. Then he countered, completely earnestly and deadpan, every response he got.

The original thread is long gone, and the only thing I could find of it is an excerpt that was posted on Reddit - LINK

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 years ago

The IMDB forums should have been protected by UNESCO. I will not elaborate.

[–] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It gets better every time

During this film, there is a scene where for a few frames, a person is depicted as having been shot, by a bullet from a gun to the chest.

[–] all-knight-party@kbin.run 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And he definitely dies as a result of being shot.

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

definately

[–] all-knight-party@kbin.run 8 points 2 years ago

You're right, I apologize for misquoting the bible