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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo."

[–] SadTrain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?

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