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[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 83 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Some dude drives on of those where i live. I've never seen it move, it's always parked on the same spot where it doesn't fit. Completely with aouthern state flag and stickers that say that only gay cops pull him over and how every car that is not a v8 is for girls. I'd be so embarrassed to drive that thing.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I got more compliments from women while I was driving my 1.4L inline 4 Honda in a week than I got in 10 years with a 4.2L Ford V8.

So yeah, V8s attract men. Sensible cars are for girls.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Clearly he's trying to attract a gay male cop

[–] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago

Pull me over daddy UwU

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago

I drive a cool, classic car most of the time.

It attracts a lot of 60 year old blokes with names like "Terry" and "Ian" every time I pull up to a stop.

I haven't seen a girl so much as look sideways at it.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A 255? Who's taking a second glance towards that choked smog era engine?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No. Accidentally robbed myself of .4L. 99 Crown Vic.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gotcha. If I had one of those, I'd paint it black and pretend it was a Marauder

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Left it white so people would think I was a cop and not drive like a lunatic.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So by his logic a Lamborghini Aventador is for girls.

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Worse - Europeans

[–] snowe@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

And a dodge challenger, Chevy Camaro, all of the Nissan Z series and all of the skyline series, the delorean dmc-12, most mustangs, Acura nsx, Subaru wrx sti, the list is literally hundreds of cars long.

All of these cars are definitely too much car for that dude I can guarantee it.

[–] nucawysi@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

where i live, which is in the south, every 3 cars is one of these, they lift suvs too, so that increases the odds. when cops clock out they also drive one of these, even the gay ones. driving it is no big deal, its how they drive and what they do with it, usually road raging other road users, intimidating them, and trying to run them off the road, in other words bullying and intimidation, which is likely why they own one in the first place. why do they feel a strong desire to bully or intimidate anyone? that's a great question. why do you have to knock out the biggest guy in jail to get any respect? ...................

[–] PM_ME_FAT_ENBIES@lib.lgbt 6 points 2 years ago

driving it is no big deal

It's impossible to safely drive a car like this. You can't see children standing in front of you, and no matter what you're gonna pollute. Pollution is dangerous.

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is a dealership here called lifted trucks(I know very straight forward. straight to the main selling point) they have more lots here than other dealerships.It is very clear the amount of lifted trucks here went up significantly. The whole city screams that I'm only doing it to get women because I'm insecure about myself. Which is the reason why I wish to move to Europe's walkable cities or just move to a place with no one around.

[–] Boxtifer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Have you ever heard of capitalization?

[–] HugeCounterargument@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

They’re trying to fight against CAPITAList oppression in any way they can.

[–] nucawysi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

reading comprehension?

[–] twei@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

I hope nothing happens to his tires