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Cris Collingsworth is the worst commentator in all sports since the beginning of sports (www.si.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Stoke-me-a-clipper@alien.top to c/bears@nfl.community

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[–] doggoploggo@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

He's a great combination of being a lame broadcaster and a creep.

[–] Stoke-me-a-clipper@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick them a little bit. High school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I'm a big star with them. As soon as they, you know, as soon as they mature, after about 18 years old, they start figuring out that, "wait a minute, I know there's better than that out there.""

#holy what the shit

[–] DangerSwan33@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This doesn't surprise me, because he has always reminded me of Matthew McConaughey, specifically his character from Dazed and Confused.

[–] BroDudeBruhMan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Was just gonna point that out, holy shit

[–] -Pruples-@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick them a little bit. High school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I'm a big star with them. As soon as they, you know, as soon as they mature, after about 18 years old, they start figuring out that, "wait a minute, I know there's better than that out there.""

holy what the shit

yeah...that's.....that's....i can't. I literally can't even. Lock him up.