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[–] tilcica@lemm.ee 90 points 2 years ago (5 children)

i do the same thing. its called Murphy's law :D

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 122 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know what you're doing but I can't help myself. It's Cunningham's law.

[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 49 points 2 years ago (3 children)

tbh, I prefer Cole's Law

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cole's Law: if there's a salad, I want that one.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Brannigan’s Love is like Brannigan’s cole slaw, wet and chunky.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Took me a minute to realize this was a pun... shame on me.

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Cole's law is best with a burger.

[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I'll be honest you almost for me

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ahem, it’s called Poe’s law

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you /srs or /j?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

They're Super Cereal

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this Betteridge's Law?

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah thats called laws of thermodynamics! And they were made up by Elvis together with is homy Obama (the guy without last name) who were known for their contributions to biology

[–] moody@lemmings.world 1 points 2 years ago

Are you talking about uncle Obama, well known for his banana?