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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (8 children)
[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 years ago (6 children)

It was his.

The Ohio Supreme Court suspended an attorney who defecated into a Pringles potato chip can and then tossed it into a parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center.

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/2023/11/29/ohio-supreme-court-suspends-attorney-over-dropping-poop-filled-can/71739810007/

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Not that he isn't a dickhole, but...that'll...show them...? How did anyone else even notice this enough to care? Someone so poorly underpaying the cleaner guy that he opened a discarded parking lot pringles can in search of food?

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My guess is that it exploded and caused a mess. There's no way that held together. Pringles cans are literally made out of paper thin cardboard with a little bit of glue holding it all together.

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