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Tweet: Okay I thought this one straight up has to be hyperbole, there's no way they'd make an airbag that checks your subscription status or it doesn't go off, but it's fucking TRUE: "Without the subscription service from In&Motion, the airbag system is non-operational."

Quoted tweet: Reminder that Klim makes a motorcycle airbag vest that has a subscription service and if you don't pay and get in a wreck it just doesn't go off

Google results screenshot: Ai-1 Airbag Vest (Klim) - Choose from $12/month or $120/year subscription options, which include...

Original tweet dated 30th April 2021

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago (15 children)

This is absolutely going to get somebody who had a subscription killed because the airbag couldn't connect to the service to check in the 1/4 of a second it had to go off.

[–] context@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (10 children)

that's absurd, it probably checks in periodically when it's in range of service and then decides whether to brick itself. it's going to get somebody who had a subscription killed because of a database error or bugged firmware update.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Okay, so apparently there's an indicator light at the beginning that tells you if your subscription is active. Presumably they have at least one person who passed their realtime programming course and it's designed around making sure you never give off a green light unless the suit is ready to inflate.

But a company that charges a subscription for airbag deployment may be too cheap to hire actual software engineers lmao

[–] RustCat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Presumably they have at least one person who passed their realtime programming course

You guys have courses for that? I just set CONFIG_PREEMPT_RT=Y and go about my day.

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