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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends...

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.

Uh... I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy... why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?